Blog Every Day in May – Day 8 – Advice.
Day 8, Wednesday.
A piece of advice I have for others…..
When I was in my early 20’s my Dad gave me a piece of advice that I still quote to this day. It fits many an occasion and is totally unisex.
I had finally finished with puberty and had sadly come to realisation that I had only been blessed with a generous A cup or a very small B cup, depending what brand of brassiere I bought (or stole from Aherns when I as 18 and got arrested, but that’s a whole other blog post).
I was lamenting away one day in a jovial fashion and my Dad turned to me sagely and said,
“Don’t worry Lisa, what you can’t fit in the mouth is wasted”
After picking myself up off the floor from the humiliation that is hearing this from your father, I thought about it and realised there was wisdom in his somewhat inappropriate advice.
It has stuck with me to this day and has given me confidence in my diminished décolletage.
I have quoted it in jest to many a boyfriend in both self defence and advice to them in the jeans area.
I often seriously console Mr Point Five with it.
Fortunately for me, he is in lust with small bosomed women. His top five list is entirely comprised with mammary challenged ladies with Natalie Portman his crowning glory. Heck, even MY boobs are bigger than hers I feel good.
So if what you can’t fit in the mouth really IS wasted, I am truly efficient in my bosom Yay me.
So if you or a loved one is suffering from well, you know, an A sized problem, then don’t worry….my advice??
What you can’t fit in your mouth is wasted
And thanks for the advice Dad – its one piece I truly took to heart.