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How to make a Malteaser Christmas Tree.

Image Credit So, the image above has been floating in my head as a treat to have on the table for Christmas Day. I decided it couldn’t be THAT hard and today I tried to recreate it in all its chocolate malty goodness. Here are some of my failed attempts and (eventual) success tips ­čÖé My FIRST idea was to use that icing that comes in a tube that you write with. I got two layers on and quickly realised that it wasnt going to work; I needed something gooier. So I decided to melt some chocolate (I wasted...
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Meet the Poo Monster

SO, we have been toilet training Master J for the past few months. I’m not a hard core toilet trainer, get it done in a week; I’m more of a show them what should be happening, reward them when they get it right and let them go at their own pace. I have high hopes for this summer and lots of nappy free time outside :)Whilst Master J seems to be able to hold on to his wee’s and is bribable to do them in the toilet a lot of the time, we have had very limited no success...
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My Marriage is as good as my box of chocolates…

I think the MOST important test when it comes to long term living┬ácompatibility with a partner is chocolate. Specifically, what ones you like and what ones they┬ádon’t.┬á For marital bliss, these two things need to be the SAME.┬á Chocolate is what makes everyone feel better. When we get given a box of chocolates as a gift it is win-win on all accounts and I LOVE that! No leftover chocolates and you always get the ones you want. I love cherry ripe. He┬ádoesn’t. He loves anything caramel. Yetch. I adore peppermint. He┬ádoesn’t. He loves peanut brittle. Tastes burnt to me....
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