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How to make a Malteaser Christmas Tree.

Image Credit So, the image above has been floating in my head as a treat to have on the table for Christmas Day. I decided it couldn’t be THAT hard and today I tried to recreate it in all its chocolate malty goodness. Here are some of my failed attempts and (eventual) success tips My FIRST idea was to use that icing that comes in a tube that you write with. I got two layers on and quickly realised that it wasnt going to work; I needed something gooier. So I decided to melt some chocolate (I wasted half...
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Meet the Poo Monster

SO, we have been toilet training Master J for the past few months. I’m not a hard core toilet trainer, get it done in a week; I’m more of a show them what should be happening, reward them when they get it right and let them go at their own pace. I have high hopes for this summer and lots of nappy free time outside :)Whilst Master J seems to be able to hold on to his wee’s and is bribable to do them in the toilet a lot of the time, we have had very limited no success...
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My Marriage is as good as my box of chocolates…

I think the MOST important test when it comes to long term living compatibility with a partner is chocolate. Specifically, what ones you like and what ones they don’t.  For marital bliss, these two things need to be the SAME.  Chocolate is what makes everyone feel better. When we get given a box of chocolates as a gift it is win-win on all accounts and I LOVE that! No leftover chocolates and you always get the ones you want. I love cherry ripe. He doesn’t. He loves anything caramel. Yetch. I adore peppermint. He doesn’t. He loves peanut brittle. Tastes burnt to me....
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