The fish that got away.
BLOG RATING Mature Adults.
I don’t have many regrets in my life. I figure that even the things that we have failed at we can learn from and the lessons learned make us a stronger and better person.
But as I enter my 40th year in life I do have an adults only regret – I have yet to have a threesome and I reckon my time is pretty much up to experience one.
I was proffered once in a nightclub about 15 years ago but I was sooo not prepared and I took off giggling.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
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Now don’t get me wrong, I am very happy on my side of the fence, but I would REALLY like to know what another pair of boobs feels like. Specifically, ones that are bigger than my A, pushing B cup sized ones.
I don’t want to waste the awesomeness with a pair that feel like my own or smaller. Hubby would like one with Natalie (Portman, is there another?), but I mean, really. Whole lotta A cup there.
I also have no desire to go, you know, down there with a girl.
It is strictly a scientific curiosity limited to the waist up with a whole lot of kissing thrown in for fun.
I think I may throw up a little if I had to go, well, you know. Down. There.
So, in order to be satisfied in this girl-on-girl action, and to avoid awkwardness when it comes time to, well, you know, there needs to be a male* involved who can satisfy us both.
After all, I wouldn’t want Denise to miss out on anything.
Meet Denise – I’m sure you know her. Isn’t she a honey?
She is who I imagine in my, you know, happy place, when Mr Point Five is at work.
Plus she has awesome boobs 🙂
If you don’t know Denise, she is best known (to me at least) in this movie.
To most people this is her most memorable scene.
(warning, if you click on the link, there my be a bit of girl kissing)
…but I prefer this one, you know, with a fella to avoid, well, you know. (again, more kissing, some with a fella as well). This is like, my fantasy scene and I am Neve. Sigh. Where was I?
Plus, I’m not a do it in the pool kinda girl.
But seriously, I would be OK wherever Denise wanted.
Cereal.
Anyway – just thought I would share one of my few regrets in life.
That and not buying a pair on Manolos when I was in NYC. Bet I could have picked up in those.
*Yes, honey, it would be you (placates the hubby), but shhhh, not really – his winky aint getting anywhere near her undercarriage, she would have her own fella – aww crap, that would make it a foursome. Hmmm, might have to rethink this in my head, you know for when she calls.
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Well I’m amazed that a) you don’t have any comments on this post..or maybe you did but they were from lewd old men in their basements & you deleted them & b) that you said you lost followers to your blog because of this post. I’m sorry people are so quick to jump ship when something challenges their way of thinking. So good on you for writing it – I applaud your honesty. And for the record…the feel of anothers girls boobs is quite nice 😉 Keep up the great work!
I am amazed I have had no comments either! Not even a lewd one. Shame.
Hey Lisa. I usually read your blog on the email but this post prompted me to click the link to read and comment.
I too regret not having had a threesome when I was younger. Being single still, I guess it is still a possibility for me but now I don’t drink so I reckon it would be harder to find the courage to take the plunge… if you know what I mean.
I think I could, maybe, even go the whole way down there… I’m not sure. The thought certainly doesn’t disgust me at all but it would depend on the person, etc, etc…
Well done you for sharing!
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Curiousity being what it is I’ve given this a LOT of thought over the years. It’s one of those standard fantasies boys talk about, and as I went to an all boy school I seem to recall whole days dedicated to this topic. Then, bizarrely, a few years ago I realized, if I was honest with myself, I didn’t want this at all. Not even a little. Somewhere along the way it all stopped being about new experiences and started being about having a fantastic experience. I’ve friends who have gone down that road and their recollections are divided – some hated it, some enjoyed it.
ooooh – well you can go downstairs for both of us!
Yeah, I think fantasizing about it is prolly better than the actual doing of it. Well, in my head its freaking awesome and everyone leaves happy. Not sure how that would pan out in real life, especially when two of you may be a couple. I would always be worried that perhaps I wouldnt be enough for hubby afterward and it would encroach on our relationship. I wish I could turn the fantasy into reality – maybe if I find a genie in a bottle 🙂
I love this! I dont know why you lost followers! Screw them. For the record, denise is a total honey! Boobs are great. Kissing a girl is fun but not as fun as a man and you are never too old for anything!
Plus, I have trouble keeping up with the one I’ve already got.
Wow! I am not sure I could ever be couragous enough to write this post.
An interesting regret, one that I can’t share……
#FYBF