LOL. I woke up this morning at 6.30 after getting up to the baby a few times during the night and told the husband I’d love to be a man. I’d just wake up, roll around on the wife for three minutes and go back to sleep afterwards. Foreplay? Pffffft. Foreplay in my house is the husband changing a nappy without being asked.
I just found your blog from Imperfect Mum and that is freakin hilarious. I haven’t laughed out loud reading a blog post every so 10 points. I really resonated with the over kill of info with bowel movements. Totally my hubby!!! bahahah too funny.
LOL. I woke up this morning at 6.30 after getting up to the baby a few times during the night and told the husband I’d love to be a man. I’d just wake up, roll around on the wife for three minutes and go back to sleep afterwards. Foreplay? Pffffft.
Foreplay in my house is the husband changing a nappy without being asked.
Hilarious Alex! Foreplay here is hubby doing the dishes! And changing a nappy without being asked?? Whats that???
“Whoa that felt good – I actually feel a little lightheaded after that poo”
All the blood rushed to his arse?
LMAO
After 11pm – shops closed. I need sleep!
Lisa – you’ve won the Leibster Blog Award – care of me! Follow the link and check it out http://www.twinkleintheeyeblog.com/2012/04/my-first-blog-award.html
Thanks Bree – my first award too 🙂
Thanks for linking up for Flash Blog Friday 🙂
i am PISSING myself laughing! are you sure we dont have the same husband?!
I just found your blog from Imperfect Mum and that is freakin hilarious. I haven’t laughed out loud reading a blog post every so 10 points. I really resonated with the over kill of info with bowel movements. Totally my hubby!!! bahahah too funny.