Resolution shmesolution.

Oh my!! If I read another PC post on New Years Resolutions I think I may just puke.  Lets be realistic here people…whilst world peace and a permanently clean house would be nice lets focus on stuff that’s achievable for little ole me. Here is my list of things I want to do more of in 2013.  1. Improve the sex life with Mr Point Five. The poor darlings romping has slipped significantly since having kids and I am afraid the product I am offering him is not what was advertised when he accepted my proposal of marriage. I’m sure the poor bugger may have...
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Twas a week before Christmas…and I forgot my damned list!

What a Mind Fart of a day! Left home at 8:50am with the two kids, minus the husband, for the 90km drive to Albany for G Mans weekly speech therapy appointment at 10am. Also on the agenda is the entire grocery shop for Christmas Day, but I was smart – I had done a LIST comprising the menu and itemised and grouped into sections of the shop. Clever me. We also  had to stop by the grog shop for essentials as well as Spotlight because I wanted to make THIS! Spotlight is next to Officeworks and hubby needs a...
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Sesame Street time – one of these things just doesn’t belong here.

Below are some of our Christmas Tree Decorations. They are a mix of handmade beaded decorations my beautiful (late) Grandmother made and used to hang on her tree as well as some beaded decorations I have made myself over the past 10 or so years. There are some gold filigree decorations I bought in New York, Boston and Arizona when I was there as well as a few other NYC souvenirs – check out the shoes and handbag – arent they to die for?? Also one from the Museum of Natural History over there as well. We each have a beautiful bauble with...
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Sesame Street time – one of these things just doesn’t belong here.

                             Below are some of our Christmas Tree Decorations. They are a mix of handmade beaded decorations my beautiful (late) Grandmother made and used to hang on her tree as well as some beaded decorations I have made myself over the past 10 or so years.  There are some gold filigree decorations I bought in New York, Boston and Arizona when I was there as well as a few other NYC souvenirs – check out the shoes and handbag – arent they to die for?? Also one from the Museum...
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The fish that got away.

BLOG RATING Mature Adults. I don’t have many regrets in my life. I figure that even the things that we have failed at we can learn from and the lessons learned make us a stronger and better person. But as I enter my 40th year in life I do have an adults only regret – I have yet to have a threesome and I reckon my time is pretty much up to experience one.  I was proffered once in a nightclub about 15 years ago but I was sooo not prepared and I took off giggling.  Dumb, dumb, dumb. Now don’t get me...
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A problem fit for a King.

Mr Point Five and I have a problem. A King Sized Problem. You see, he thinks I pinch the doona, and whilst I dont exactly PINCH it, I may inadvertently steal it from him in order to stop his excessive snoring. We currently have a King Size bed with a King Size doona but apparently he wants more. He wants a doona ALL TO HIMSELF. No problems I say – lets get two single doonas and we can each choose our own. Win-win. He can have a light weight fairy fart of a doona and I can have the heavy duty...
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TROUBLE with a capital J!

This little boy is trouble! Thursday nights in Cranbrook the Sports Club does Fish and Chips. Its the only place in town to eat apart from the pub which is overpriced and underspiced so we go every week if hubby isn’t working. Mr Point Five says its my “night off”  – isn’t he chivalrous??!? Now some may ask why I don’t just go with the boys, even if Hubby is working and to that I say  ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY??? Do you not remember THIS from early this year??? Yeah well, he is still that same boy – TROUBLE – and I wouldnt go sans hubby if you...
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Stop Hubby snoring in four easy steps!

The snoring night dance – you all know how it goes. You go to bed, kiss each other good night, he puts his earplugs in and you roll back to back. The first few hours are OK, you are both desperately tired so you fall into a deep slumber but something, you don’t know what, disturbs you at about 1am and you are awake. You are acutely aware that your husband is flat on his back and has morphed into a rabid snoring monster Your eardrums are assaulted in no regular pattern that could possibly be soothing.  The blend of chainsaw and choking...
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A Day at the Circus.

Yesterday we took the kids to the Circus.  I was going to go on my own with the pair of them but fortunately Mr Point Fives roster changed at the last minute and we could go as a family of four. All I can say is Thank Christ his roster changed and What the heck was I thinking, contemplating taking them on my own?? Insanity!! We get there, find our seats and immediately THAT SMELL starts to permeate the air. I had done a nappy change of Master J in the carpark before we came in but NOOOOO, that would have been too...
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Put the laundry away? Yeah, not gonna happen.

There is something wrong with me. Seriously. I am a grown woman. I have given birth to two children. I maintain a home, of sorts. I used to hold down a full-time job of responsibility. And yet, I simply CANNOT move the folded washing to the room it belongs to. WORST JOB IN THE WORLD. My nemesis. Apart from Boris. I wish I had OCD. Not Obsessive Coffee Disorder, I have that. I would rather go and change a pooey nappy. Or Two or Five. Than relocate folded clothes to drawers. Why? Riddle me why??? This is my clean washing pile. ...
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